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Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly plicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor. 救人 在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学，学生必须修一门很难的物理课。

一天，教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念，一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话，问道：“为什么我们一定要学这种东西？” “为了救人。”教授很快回答，继续讲课。

几分钟后，那个学生再次大声坚持：“那么物理怎么救人呢？”教授回答：“它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。” The World's Greatest Sword *** an At an exhibition of the world's best sword *** an, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest sword *** an. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest sword *** an had missed his target pletely, yet he continued to *** ile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the sword *** an, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。

一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。

紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来--然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行！观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。

“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中！” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的--但他永远也做不成爸爸了。

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"。

Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly plicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor. 救人 在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学，学生必须修一门很难的物理课。

一天，教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念，一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话，问道：“为什么我们一定要学这种东西？” “为了救人。”教授很快回答，继续讲课。

几分钟后，那个学生再次大声坚持：“那么物理怎么救人呢？”教授回答：“它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。” The World's Greatest Sword *** an At an exhibition of the world's best sword *** an, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest sword *** an. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest sword *** an had missed his target pletely, yet he continued to *** ile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the sword *** an, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。

一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。

紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来--然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行！观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。

“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中！” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的--但他永远也做不成爸爸了。

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"。

was my birthday, so some of my clas *** ates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to e and take part in tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world

昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。。

like the Chinese new year better than any other festival. This is a time especially for rest and joy. I need not study. I wear good clothes and eat good food. I have a good time from morning till night. I am as happy as a king.

我喜欢中国新年比喜欢其它任何节日更甚。这是一个专为休息和欢乐的时间。我不需要读书。我穿好衣服，吃好东西。我每天从早到晚日子过得轻松愉快。我和上帝一样快乐。

sooner had the witer vacation begun than I returned to my native town. Of course I

must make good use of it;.In the morning I reviewed my lessons and read newspapers or magazines. In the afternoon I played ball games with my friends or went fishing in the river. At night I watched television with my family. hardly had the clock on the wall struck ten when I went to bed.

寒假刚一开始，我就回故乡了。自然我须好好利用它。 早晨我复习功课并阅读报纸或杂志。下午我和朋友打球，或去河中钓鱼。晚上我就和家人看看电视。墙上的钟刚敲十下，我就去睡觉了。

live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!

今天我过得非常开心！早上，天气非常好！于是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空气非常清新，山上的花草树木都显得格外美丽。晚上回到家，我与家人坐在一起看电视，我们还一边聊天一边吃着水果，全家其乐融融！

A Forever Friend 永远的朋友 "A friend walk in when the rest of the world walks out." "别人都走开的时候，朋友仍与你在一起。”

Sometimes in life， 有时候在生活中， You find a special friend； 你会找到一个特别的朋友； Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. 他只是你生活中的一部分内容，却能改变你整个的生活。 Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop； 他会把你逗得开怀大笑； Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. 他会让你相信人间有真情。

Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. 他会让你确信，真的有一扇不加锁的门，在等待着你去开启。 This is Forever Friendship. 这就是永远的友谊。

when you're down， 当你失意， and the world seems dark and empty， 当世界变得黯淡与空虚， Your forever friend lifts you up in spirits and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. 你真正的朋友会让你振作起来，原本黯淡、空虚的世界顿时变得明亮和充实。 Your forever friend gets you through the hard times,the sad times,and the confused times. 你真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。

If you turn and walk away， 你转身走开时， Your forever friend follows， 真正的朋友会紧紧相随， If you lose you way， 你迷失方向时， Your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. 真正的朋友会引导你，鼓励你。 Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. 真正的朋友会握着你的手，告诉你一切都会好起来的。

And if you find such a friend， 如果你找到了这样的朋友， You feel happy and plete， 你会快乐，觉得人生完整， Because you need not worry， 因为你无需再忧虑。 Your have a forever friend for life， 你拥有了一个真正的朋友， And forever has no end. 永永远远，永无止境。

这个短一点： Friends 朋友 A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 真正的朋友是一个可以援手帮助并感动你心扉的人。 There's always going to be people that hurt you,so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. 别人常常伤害你，所以你该继续付出信任，并小心挑选你下次信任的人。

Make youself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。 Remember:Whatever happens,happens for a reason. 要记住：任何事情的发生都有因有起。

How many people actually have 8 true friends?Hardly anyone I some of us have all right friends and good friends. 有多少人可以拥有八个真正的朋友？就我所知少之又少。但我们会有泛泛之交和好友。

Virtue 美德 Sweet day,so cool,so calm,so bright！ 甜美的白昼，如此凉爽、安宁、明媚！ The bridal of the earth and sky- 天地间完美的匹配----- The dew shall weep thy fall to-night； 今宵的露珠儿将为你的消逝而落泪； For thou must die. 因为你必须离去。 Sweet rose,whose hue angry and brave， 美丽的玫瑰，色泽红润艳丽， Bids the rash gazer wipe his eye， 令匆匆而过的人拭目而视， Thy root is ever in its grave， 你的根永远扎在坟墓里， And thou must die. 而你必须消逝。

Sweet spring,full of sweet days and roses， 美妙的春天，充满了美好的日子和芳香的玫瑰， A box where sweets pacted lie， 如一支芬芳满溢的盒子， My music shows ye have your closes， 我的音乐表明你们也有终止， And all must die， 万物都得消逝。 Only a sweet and virtuous soul， 唯有美好而正直的心灵， Like season'd timber,never gives； 犹如干燥备用的木料，永不走样； But though the whole world turn to coal， 纵然整个世界变为灰烬， Then chiefly lives. 它依然流光溢彩。

应该可以了。

高温天气下树木会污染环境

Normally, trees are the best defence against pollution; but when it's too hot outside, the trees' own self-defence mechani *** may actually make things worse.

正常情况下，树木是抵御污染的最佳卫士，但是当外界温度过高时，树木自身的防御机制实际上可能会令污染状况恶化。

Trees produce natural chemicals, called isoprene and terpene, that are thought to protect their leaves from too much heat and sunlight. When the chemicals react with nitrogen oxide--found in pollution from cars--they form ozone, a much bigger health threat to humans and animals.

树木分泌的天然化学物质异戊二烯和萜烯被认为可保护树叶免受过多热量和阳光的伤害。然后，当这些化学物质与氮氧化合物（存在于汽车排放的废气中）发生化学反应时，就会形成臭氧，这会对人类和动物的健康构成更大的威胁。

Dr Alastair Lewis and his team at Britain's York University noticed how the production of isoprene, and thus ozone, suddenly went up at high temperatures. "At 30℃， it's starting to bee important. By 35℃， the emission rate has gone up by maybe an order of magnitude 10 times," Lewis told the BBC. Lewis says that isoprene and terpene were responsible for 30 percent of the ozone in the air during the hottest part of the summer.

英国约克大学的阿拉斯泰尔·刘易斯博士及其研究小组注意到异戊二烯的分泌量及随后形成的臭氧量在高温条件下陡然上升的过程。刘易斯对英国广播公司的记者说：“30℃时数量开始增加。到35℃时，其排放速度则可能增加了一个数量级（10倍）。” 他还指出，在夏天最热的时候，空气中的臭氧有30%是由异戊二烯和萜烯生成的。

Fowler of the Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Edinburgh says we shouldn't blame the trees for this. "Realistically, the best way to counter this is to reduce our production of both ozone and nitrogen oxides from industrial and personal processes."

来自爱丁堡生态学与水文学中心的戴维·富勒教授认为，我们不该因此责怪树木。他对《每日电讯报》的记者说：“现实地说，应对这一情况的最佳办法是在我们的工业生产及个人生活中减少臭氧和氮氧化合物的排放。”

健康小贴士

Health is important

Eat properly can help you live longer

Apple is the best fruit ever

Let us threw all the junk food

Tell the people around you

Health is everything

英语儿歌歌词：Bananas for lunch

A fat little monkey had bananas for lunch.

一只胖胖的小猴子拿香蕉作午餐。

He peeled one and ate one, munch, munch, munch!

他剥一个香蕉，用力地嚼着，嚼着，嚼着！

One banana, o bananas, three bananas, four。

一个香蕉，两个香蕉，三个香蕉，四个。

He ate, and he ate, but he wanted more!

他不停的吃，但是他还想要更多！

He peeled and he ate, and he peeled and ate.

他剥着吃着，剥着吃着。

Five bananas,six bananas,seven bananas,eight!

五个香蕉，六个香蕉，七个香蕉，八个！

He peeled o more and continued to munch,

他剥了两三个，继续用力嚼着，

And before he knew it, he ate the whole bunch!

而且在他知道这样以前，他吃了整串香蕉！

英语谚语：

Love me, love my dog.

爱屋及乌。

Talk of the devil and he es.

说曹操，曹操到。

A real man never goes back on his words.

一言既出驷马难追

Where there is a will, there is a way.

有志者，事竟成。

A poem献给所有学生的英语小诗一首：努力学习就不怕考不出好成绩

I try to do my best each day,

In my work and in my play;

And if I always do my best,

I needn't worry about the test.

英语小笑话：A Good Boy 好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

There's about 1 000 students and 120 teachers in our teachers work very hard and are strict with their students. It is they who teach the students how to be useful persons. All the students are diligent. Even at night, the c]assrooms are as bright as in the day time. Every year, our school sends many students to co]leges for their further study. Our school is beautiful. Our teaching building is surrounded with trees and flowers. Now another building is being built and soon we will have our lessons in it. Our playground is the largest one among those of all the schools in the city.

I'm lucky to study in such a good school and I am proud of our school.

通讯社透社 Reurters 英国国家通讯社 报纸《每日快报》---Daily Express 《每日邮报》----Daily Mail 《每日镜报》----Daily Mirror 《每日星报》----Daily Star 《太阳报》----SUN 《金融时报》----Financial Times 《每日电讯报》--- Daily Telegraph 《卫报》--- Guardian 《独立报》---Independent 《泰晤士报》-----TIMES 《世界新闻》--- News of the World 《星期日快报》----Sunday Express 《星期日镜报》-----Sunday Mirror 《星期日邮报》----Sunday Mail 人民报》--- People 星期日电讯报》----Sunday Telegraph 观察家报》---Observer 《星期日泰晤士报》----Sunday Times 杂志《经济学家》--- TheEconomist<<自然>> --- nature 《马克西姆》--- Maxim 《男人帮》--- FHM《面孔》--- TheFace《i-D》《墙纸》--- Wallpaper《暂停》--- TimeOut《OK！》《东西》--- Stuff刚才那个错了不好意思 看下面这个 AFX新闻有限公司--- AFX NEWS Ltd对缩写不很清楚 刚瞎猜一个 感觉。。。还是不要误导MM了

路透社(REUTERS) 泰晤士报（The Times) 自然(Nature) 《每日快报》---Daily Express 《每日邮报》----Daily Mail 《每日镜报》----Daily Mirror 《每日星报》----Daily Star 《太阳报》----SUN 《金融时报》----Financial Times 《每日电讯报》--- Daily Telegraph 《卫报》--- Guardian 《独立报》---Independent 《泰晤士报》-----TIMES 《世界新闻》--- News of the World 《星期日快报》----Sunday Express 《星期日镜报》-----Sunday Mirror 《星期日邮报》----Sunday Mail 人民报》--- People 星期日电讯报》----Sunday Telegraph 观察家报》---Observer 《星期日泰晤士报》----Sunday Times 经济学家》--- TheEconomist <<自然>> --- nature 《马克西姆》--- Maxim 《男人帮》--- FHM 《面孔》--- TheFace 《i-D》 《墙纸》--- Wallpaper 《暂停》--- TimeOut 《OK！》 《东西》--- Stuff

海外中文报纸： 联合早报（GB）（新加坡）---包括新闻栏目、特别报道专辑、论坛与聊天等新闻版面。 星州日报（GB）（新加坡）---含国内、东马、国际、财经、体育、娱乐等新闻版面。 国际时报（GB、BIG5）---在马来西亚出版的一家网上报纸。 南洋商报（GB）---马来西亚的华文报纸。有国内、国际、经济、体育、言论、论坛、影视、副刊等新闻版面。 华侨日报---马来西亚华侨日报电子版，现期文章。 光明日报（GB、BIG5）---在马来西亚出版。光华日报---由孙中山先生创建的一家报纸，提供马来西亚的讯息。 商报（BIG5）---提供有关菲律宾新闻。包括本岛新闻、国际新闻、商报生意场、时事述评、体育新闻、论坛等栏目。 世界日报（BIG5）---报导菲律宾最新的政治、经济动态以及华人社区新闻。 中文导报（BIG5）（日本）---包括现场报导、一周报导、在日华人、导报时评、广角镜等。同时提供线上订阅 华风新闻（BIG5）（日本）--- 提供在日华人动态，论坛及日本政治，经济文化等要闻。 华人周报 （GB、日语）--- 提供中日概况，新闻，娱乐和商业信息。澳州日报（BIG5）---包括新闻、澳洲咨讯、中文书城、商务论坛、唐人街等栏目。 澳门华侨报（BIG5）---包括新闻、专栏特稿、副刊选辑栏目。华侨时报 --- 报导魁北克省及满地可市新闻。 国际日报（中文繁体）（美国）---报导每天的国际要闻。包括新闻、体育、娱乐、财经、生活、教育等新闻版面。 硅谷时报（中文繁体）---报道美国经济及科技新闻。 环球电子日报（GB、BIG5）---涵盖世界、台湾、大陆、体育、侨社新闻。有环球要闻、台湾新闻、大陆新闻、体育新闻、侨社新闻、环球副刊、读者信箱等新闻版面。 侨报(The China Press)（中文繁体、English）---美国著名中文报纸的电子版。包括要闻、财经、社会、体育、娱乐、社区、生活等新闻版面。 法国欧洲时报（GB）---欧洲最大的综合性华文报纸之一，设有要闻版、环球热点、法国新闻、欧洲新闻、华埠消息、大陆新闻、大陆广角、大陆经贸、港澳消息、台北传真、东南亚新闻等新闻版面。 联合商报（GB）（匈牙利）---前身是《企业家》报，创刊于1998年2月27日，是以经济领域为主的综合性新闻周刊。包括匈牙利新闻、匈牙利华人、社会经纬、专题报道等。 南非华人报 ---现期文章。 中南报（GB）---- 华裔侨社中文周报,发行及美国南部,包括中港台及世界政经社会及侨社新闻。 奥斯汀华报 （BIG5）---- - 提供地方新闻、生活和工商活动资讯。 佛州侨声报 （BIG5）-- 华文周刊。报导中港台及华洋社区动态。 英文报纸一、英国全国性高级报纸有： 1、《泰晤士报》 Times： 2、《每日电讯报》 The Daily Telegraph： 3、《卫报》 The Guardian： 4、《金融时报》 The Financial Times： 5、《星期日电讯报》 Sunday Dispatch： 6、《观察家报》 The Observer： 7、《星期日泰晤士报》The Sunday Times： 二、英国全国性通俗报纸有： 1、《每日快报》 The Daily Express： 2、《每日邮报》 The Daily Mail： 3、《每日镜报》 Daily Mirror： 4、《星期日快报》 The Sunday Express 5、《世界新闻报》 The News of the World： （一个很有特点的英语新闻网站） 三、地方性报纸 它主要以刊登本地新闻和广告为主,具有浓厚的地方特色。包括晨报、晚报、周报、3日刊。 1、《格拉斯哥先驱报》 (Glasgow Herald) 2、《旗帜晚报》 ( The Evening Standard ) 3、《新闻晚报》 (The Evening News)： 四、主要报纸简介 1、《泰晤士报》(Times)：1785年由约翰•沃尔特在创敦创刊，誉为“世界第一大报纸”（the First Newspaper in the World）. 2、《卫报》(The Guardian)：原名《曼彻斯特卫报》(The Man- Chester Guardian),1821年创刊于曼彻斯特，后迁伦敦，1959年改称《卫报》. 3、《金融时报》(The Financial Times) ：1888年于伦敦创刊，是英国金融资本的晴雨表. 4、《每日电讯报》(The Daily Telegraph) ：1855年于伦敦创刊，该报以“时效性”而著称。 5、《观察家报》(The Observer) ：1791年创刊。 6、《每日快报》(The Daily Express) ：1900年由比弗布鲁克爵士 ( Lord Beaverbrook) 在伦敦创刊。 7、《每日邮报》(The Daily Mail)： 1896年创刊，是一种知识性很强的通俗日报。 8、《镜报》(The Mirror) ：1903年创刊，1985年以前名为《每日镜报》(Daily Mirror) 。 五、英国主要期刊简介 1、《经济学家》(The Economist) ：1843年创刊，与《金融时报》同属“皮尔逊父子公司”所有。 2、《旁观者》(The Spectator) ：创刊于1828年，是英国全国性周刊中历史最久的杂志。 3、《新政治家》(The New Statesman) ：创刊于1934年，主要发表有关政治、社会问题、书刊、电影、戏剧等方面的评论。 4、《妇女界》(The Woman’s Own) ：1932年创刊，是图文并茂的妇女月刊，女性朋友必看。 5、《妇女之国》(Woman’s Realm) ：创刊于1958年，适合新成家的青年妇女。 6、《泰晤士报文学增刊》(The Times Literary Supplement, The TLS) ：每周出一期，是英国最有影响的文学周刊之一。