在桌上的这些杂志看起来是如此特别的英文

翅 膀 一天，我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮，结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时，一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行，他从柜台上靠过身子来，回答道：“女士，我到这儿来是吃东西的，不是要飞！” Wings The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not " 创造性 第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。 我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。 Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming I got the I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I 臭 鼬 “我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样才能把它弄出来？” “弄一些面包屑，”调度员说，“从地下室往外铺一条小道直到后院。然后将地下室的门打开。” 一段时间后，那位居民又将电话打了回来。“你们将它弄出来了吗？”调度员问。 “没有，”打电话的人答道，“现在那儿有两只臭鼬了。” Skunk "We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police "How can we get it out?" "Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back Then leave the cellar door " Sometime later the resident called "Did you get rid of it?" asked the "No," replied the "Now I have two skunks in there!"新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!" 热与冷 蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。” “可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。” “等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。” “当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。” Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got "This is an outrage," he "The faucet marked C gave me boiling " "But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for You should know that if you live in M" "Wait a minute," roared the "The other tap is also marked C" "Of course," said the manager, "It stands for After all, Montreal is a bilingual " 你是怎样来的？ 一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。” 老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗？那你是怎样到这里来的？” “后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。” How Did You Ever Get HereOne winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back " The boss eyed him "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for " 生词请自己挑吧。

My family I love my family, because I have a happy My father is an English His name is J He is thirty- He likes playing What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty- My mother is always laborious I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at I love my Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together! 我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫J他今年38岁他非常喜欢打篮球我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁我妈妈总是勤劳的干活我爱我的父母 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴我爸爸去打篮球有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐 我爱我家因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心! Lan and Fred Lan and Fred were They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class, and their teacher was very He said to both of them, “Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand ” After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their Then Fred began The teacher looked at him and said,” Why are you crying, Fred?” “Because his name’s Lan May, and mine’s Frederick Hollingsworth,” Fred 易恩和富雷得 易恩和富雷得都是男孩，他们都十二岁了。他们在学校里是同班同学。上周五下午他们在学校里打了一架。为此老师很生气。老师对他们说：“下午下课后留在着把你们的名字写一千遍。” 最后一节课下课，所有的学生都回家了。只有易恩和富雷得被他们的老师留在教师里抄写他们的名字。 接着富雷得哭了起来。 老师看了看他问：“富雷得，你为什么要哭呢？” “因为他的名字是Lan May, 而我的名字确是Frederick Hollingsworth，”富雷得回答道。 Ann’s Diary Today was S Today was September 30th, It was a boring It was I was not a I watched TV all The shows were Then I called my friend, N She wasn’t at I didn’t know where she At twelve I was There was not any food in the I was I was Then I ate lunch At one o’ I was in In the afternoon I was at the The film was I'm glad tomorrow is M I can go to school and see my 安的日记 今天是星期天，2004年9月30日。这是令人厌烦的一天。今天天气很热，我呆在家里，不用去上学。 我看了一上午的电视。电视节目和无聊。于是我给好朋友南西打电话，可她不在家。我不知道她去哪里了。 十二点我饿了，可是冰箱里什么食物都没有。我很懒惰，也很劳累，于是我出去吃了午饭。一点我上床睡觉。下午我去了电影院。电影很无聊。很高兴明天就是星期一了，我有可以返回学校见到我的好朋友了。 Notice To all the teachers and students in Grade 7, This afternoon, all the students in Grade 7 will go to the West Hill to plant We'll take a bus there, and make sure to gather at the school gate at Don't be The school office March 18th, 2006 告示 今天下午七年级全体同学要乘车去西山(West Hill)植树(plant trees)请2:00准时在校门口集合 或者 watermelon is many people's it is sweet and it has a lot of watermelon has two colors, green outside and red people usually have watermelons in but nowadays we can eat watermelon every season in the 西瓜 西瓜是很多人喜欢的食物。它很甜而且水量多。西瓜的颜色，外面是绿的里面是红的。人们以往通常在夏天才吃西瓜，但现在一年的每个季节我们都可以吃到西瓜了。 Inside the Russian Embassy in London a KGB colonel puffed a cigarette as he read the handwritten note for the third There was no need for the writer to express regret, he Correcting this problem would be He would do that in a The thought of it caused a grim smile to appear and joy to his But he pushed away those thoughts and turned his attention to a framed photograph on his His wife was beautiful, he told himself as he remembered the day they were That was forty-three years ago, and it had been the proudest and happiest day of his 在伦敦的俄国使馆，一位克格勃上校一边吞云吐雾，一边读着一张手写的字条，这已是他第三次在读这张字条了。便条的作者不必表示遗憾了，上校这样想着。纠正这个错误其实很容易。他只要一会儿工夫便会做到。想到这里，他的脸上不禁浮现出一种可怕的笑容，他内心深处既伤感而又快活。上校从沉思中游离出来，将注意力集中到桌子上的一个像框上，他的妻子是位美丽的女人，当想起他们成婚的那一天时他不禁自语道。那已是43年前的事情了，可却是他一生中最自豪最幸福的日子。 What had happened to all that time? Why had it passed so quickly, and why hadn't he spent more of it with her? Why hadn't he held her close and told her more often that he loved her? He cursed himself as a tear came from the corner of his eye, ran down his cheek, then dropped onto the He stiffened and wiped his face with the back of his There was no need for remorse or regret, he told In a few moments he would join her and at that time would express his undying love and 那些时候都发生了什么？为什么时光流逝得如此之快？为什么他没能将更多的时光用来陪伴她？为什么他没能将她搂紧，更多次地告诉她他爱她？他于是开始诅咒起自己，泪水也忍不住夺眶而出，流过面颊，最后滴落在字条上。这时，他板起了面孔，用手背揩去了眼泪。已经没有必要来自责与悔恨了，他对自己说道。很快他不就会与她团聚了吗？到那时，他将再向她表达他永恒的爱与忠心。 After setting the note ablaze he dropped it into an ashtray and watched it For a time the names cast moving shadows on the walls of the darkened room, then they nickered and died The colonel dropped the cigarette to the floor and ground it out with his heel, then clutched the photograph to his breast, removed a pistol from his pocket, placed the barrel in his mouth and pulled the In the ashtray a small portion of the note Where it had been wetted by his tear it had failed to bum, and on that scrap of paper were the words "died " 他点燃了字条，将它扔进了烟灰缸中，看着它慢慢地燃烧起来。在火苗的映衬下，这间漆黑的屋子里的四壁一时变得影影绰绰。不一会儿，火苗成了星星点点，渐渐地熄灭了。上校把香烟扔在了地板上，用后脚跟碾灭，随后抓起照片放在自己的胸前。他从衣兜中掏出了一把手枪，将枪筒放进自己的嘴中，接着扣动扳机。在烟灰缸中还残留着一小片字条，由于被上校的泪水浸湿而未能燃尽。在这块残片上有这样几个字“昨天去世”。 Five Fantastic Mascots 精彩绝伦五福娃 Five Olympic mascots were unveiled exatly 1000 days before the Beiling Olympic opening ceremony The long--anticipated mascots feature four of China's most popular animals--the fish,the panda,the Tibrtan antelope and the swallow The fifth mascot is the brightly burning Olympic Each of the mascots has a repeated two-syllable This type of name is a traditional way of showing affection for children in CBeiBei is the fish,JingJing is the panda , HuanHuan is the Olympic flame,YingYing is the Tibetan antelope and NiNi is the When their names are put together---they say "Welcome to Beijing" The five elements of nature,including the sea,forest,fire,earth and sky are found in the mascot's origins and These special headpieces also display the uniqur folk and culture of C Each mascot also symbolizes a different blessing ---prosperity,happiness,passion,health and good It is the first time more than three mascots will share the important duty of representing their host country Han Meilin,chief of the mascot design team explained that ,"China has such a profound and diversified culture that no single mascot could possibly represent it !That is why we chose to produce five mascots instesd of one 翻译： 正值北京奥运会开幕式前整整一千天之际，五个奥运会吉祥物揭开了神秘的面纱。人们翘首以待的奥运吉祥物代表了中国最受欢觃的四种动物——鱼、熊猫、藏羚羊及燕子。第五个吉祥物是熊熊燃烧的奥运圣火。 每个吉祥物都有一个叠音名字。在中国，叠音名字是对孩子们表示喜爱的一种传统方式。贝贝代表鱼，晶晶代表熊猫，欢欢代表奥运圣火，觃觃代表藏羚羊，而妮妮代表燕子。把他们的名字放在一起就是“北京欢觃您！” 吉祥物的訽形及头饰充分体现了包括大海、蒧林、火、大地及天空在内的大自然的五大元素。这些特别的头饰也充分展示了中国的民间艺术及传统文化。每一个吉祥物也代表着不同的祝福——繁荣、欢乐、激情、健康和好运。 这是第一次有三个以上的吉祥物共同承担代表东道国的重任。吉祥物设计组组长韩美林解释说：“中国有如此博大精深的文化，不是一个吉祥物就能完全展示出来的。所以我们选择设计出五个而不是一个的吉祥物。 Keep Your Direction 坚持你的方向 What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your On your way to success, you must keep your It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go Direction means You can get nowhere without an objective in You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the 翻译： 如果失败了你会怎么做？很多人可能会选择放弃。然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。 在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。 方向意味着目标。人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。 你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。

One day,Xiao Ming was walking his dog in the He found a 10-yuan note on the He wanted to get Just before he stepped on the grass, he saw a notice reading:"Keep off the grass!Disobey penal sum 10 " He stealthily（偷偷地）stepped on the grass and picked up the Just as he was walking away, a guard stopped As a result, he gave back the money and was fined（罚款）for stepped on the How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside Last week we are go to the XIt's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea The Xiamen is an island neal the Taiwan From top of the Riguan rock we can see jinmen island We spent a happy day in Xiamen 时间过的很快，从放暑假到现在已经半个月了． 由于天气越来越热，我们全家一起到海边度假，上星期我们就到了厦门，那是一个很美丽的城市，有蓝天大海，厦门是一个岛屿离台湾岛很近．从日光岩上面还可以看到金门岛． 我们在厦门度过了一个很开心的假期． 我的妈妈 我的妈妈叫XX她中等体格,中等身高她不是非常漂亮,但在我心中却很美丽她爱笑,她同样希望我也笑得灿烂她很平凡,是一名人民教师她从小就培养我坚强的品格,教我做人的道理她给我自由,让我过上幸福的声国，让我拥有了一个快乐的童年生活中的很多事情,她总是很宽容 我很感谢她,我永远都不会忘记,在她老的时候,好好照顾她 My mother<人教英语初一翻译法＞ My mother is She is of medium build and is of medium height(这是第七单元的最新语法）She isn't very good-looking（用于修饰人，而beautiful大用于修饰物或动物）,but I think she is really very pretty（这不仅是漂亮，还有在心里的善良等好性情，也有聪明的意思）She loves laughing(love to do 一般表示一段时间类喜欢做的事），and she also hopes I have the same bright smile．She is ordinary，(common虽普遍，但英语中有粗俗的意思，容易引起异议）she's a She teaches me to be strong and teaches me how to be a true man from my yonth(这里指青年时代）She let me free so I have a lovely life,and I remember I had a lovely childhood,She is always very good- I am thinkful to her for I will never forget When she is old,I'll take good care of 风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun) One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the I can get his cloak off more quickly than you ” “We will see about that,” said the “I will let you try ” So the wind tried to make the man take off his He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around “I give up,” said the wind at “I cannot get his cloak ” Then the sun He shone as hard as he The man soon became hot and took off his (有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来) (“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试) (因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧) (“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来”然后由太阳试试看他尽可能地晒他不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了) 第一篇：THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸 Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read It supplies us with a variety of news every It tells us the political situation of the If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our 现今报纸拥有极大的价值，人人都应该看它。它每天提供我们各种类类的消息。它告诉我们世界政治局势。如果我们养成看报的习惯，我们就能得到足够的知识来因应我们的环境。学生虽然每天须做功课，但他们至少应该匀出一两个小时来看报。哪些，他们不但能增加知识而且也能赶上时代。总而言之，看报对学生很有益处。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 第二篇：MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活 Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to Why? Because I intend to be a good I wish to render service to my I get up at six o’clock every After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my I go to school at seven o’ After school is over, I return We usually have supper at seven o’ Then I begin to do my I want to finish it before I go to 虽然我的日常生活十分单调，但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么？因为我打算做一个好学生，希望将来为国家服务。 我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后，就开始复习功课，七点钟我就去上学。 放学后，我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐，之后我就开始做家庭作业，希望在睡觉前把它做完。 第三篇：A MODEL STUDENT 模范学生 Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course So far as I know, everybody intends to be (become) a model However, to be a model student is by no means an easy First, he must do his best to obtain A man without sufficient knowledge will not Secondly, he must remember to improve his Only a strong man can do great Thirdly, he should receive moral If his conduct is not good, no one will consider making friends with 你价意被称为坏学生吗？当然不。就我所知，每个人都打算做模范学生。 然而，做模范学生却不容易。第一，他必须尽力获得知识（求知）。一个没有足够知识的人是不会成功的。第二，他必须记住促进健康。只有强壮的人才能做大事。第三，他应该接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，没有人会考虑和他交朋友的。 第四篇：HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐 There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the Without it, life will be empty and If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness) Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of Secondly, happiness consists in A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in 无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。 健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。 快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。 第五篇：BOOKS 书籍 As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our In other words, they are our good teachers and wise This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of It is true that we can derive benefits from good However, bad books will do us more harm than 如众所周知，书籍教我们学习人生，真理，科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识，扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说，它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。 读书是一好事，但我们必须多加注意书的选择。不错，我们能从好书中获得益处。然而，坏书却对我们有害无益。 第六篇：A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY 乡村游记 One Sunday my mother (Mother) had (made) me take my little young brother to the a trip to the She bade me take good care of While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing We saw the beautiful flowers smile (smiling) at us and heard the birds sing (singing) their sweet songs on the The scenery was indeed very pretty (beautiful) When we felt tired, we returned We saw Mother (our mother) wait (waiting) for us at the 有一个星期日，我母亲叫我带小弟弟去乡村游历。她吩咐我要好好照料他。 当我们沿着道路行走的时候，太阳灿烂地照耀着，微风轻轻地吹着。我们看见美丽的花儿对我们微笑着，并听见鸟儿在树上唱着悦耳的歌曲，风景实十分美丽。 当我们感觉到疲倦的时候，我们就回家了。我们看见母样正在门口等候我们。 第七篇：BE PATRIOTIC 要爱国 It is the duty of every citizen to make the country rich and powerful (To make the country rich and strong ) In order to accomplish this object one must be patriotic (love his country) I consider this an unchangeable How can a student love his country (be patriotic)? I find my answer very simple and He must study hard and store up knowledge so as to serve his (the) country in the If every student can do according to what I said, the country will certainly be rich and 要使国家富强是每个公民的责任。为了达到此目的，必须爱国。我认为这是一条不易的定理。 一个学生如何才能爱国呢？我发觉答复很简单明了。他必须用功读书并积储知识以便将来服务国家。如果每个学生能按照我所说的去做，国家一定会富强。 第八篇：THE VALUE OF TIME 爱惜时光 An English proverb says that time is I consider it (this) Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway) For this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than Many people do not know the value of It (this) is indeed a great We must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your 英国有句谚语说，时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么？因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱，但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由，我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。 许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。 第九篇：WHY SHOULD WE STUDY ENGLISH 为什么我们要学英文 If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the In the first place, English has become an international If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in E If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn E 如果你要问我们为什么我们要学英文。我的答复很简单明了。现在让我来把我的理由一一列举在下面： 英文已成为一种国际语言。如果你通晓它，你可以环游世界不会被人误解。 大多数有价值的书籍，报纸和杂志都是用英文写的。如果你希望获得知识，你必须学习英文。 第十篇：MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日 Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me Mother prepared a tea party for I invited all of them to come and take part in The tea party began at half past There were cold drinks and We ate, talked and We felt that we were the happiest men in the Time passed In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck We could not but say “Good-bye” to one 昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。 茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。 时间过得很快。转瞬间，墙上的钟敲九点了。我们不得不互道再见。

1、Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very We all appreciate the fine girls We enjoyed the beautiful nature We happily spent a happy 今天和bai朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好du，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路zhi欣赏鸟语花香。享dao受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。2、Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。3、Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking Novel write true naturally, The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle 英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神4、The World's Greatest SwordsmanAt an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in The crowd Then the second-place man sliced a fly into A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to "Why are you so happy?" someone "You missed!""Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a "世界上最伟大的击剑手在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”5、A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered S Peter explained that there had been a "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never ""Done!" said the A Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the "Where are the others?" asked a "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should "搞错了一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”6、Pig or WitchA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain A woman is driving down the same As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the If only men would 猪还是女巫一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。7、Response AbilityAn Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of "Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course After all, I may be "A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"The winning reply was: "The one nearest the "答问技巧衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”8、Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in There was no sign of the "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the "Forget the damn lion!" he "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"伟大的猎手Jonesie有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”9、Weather PredictA film crew was on location deep in the One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow " The next day it A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow " The next day there was a "This Indian is incredible," said the He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two Finally the director sent for "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on What will the weather be like?"The Indian shrugged his "Don't know," he "Radio is "天气预报一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨"第二天果然下雨了一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴"果然,第二天下了雹暴"印度人真神,"导演说他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气几次预报都很成功然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了最后,导演派人去把他叫来了"我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了明天天气如何啊?"印度人耸了耸肩"我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了"10、Love is the parents is the world's largest love, is in their minds share of family support them, let them come in the heart of the disaster sons and Kitagawa, May 14, 2008, the parents who struggle with death more than 40 hours after the three-year-old girl Song Xin Yi finally rescued, rescue workers to feed her Her parents live in the time, desperate to protect the fragile body of her, until both passing away, also maintained that Parents touched by the love of God, let the children saved, small Xinyi Zaitianzhiling parents can comfort!爱的力量父母之爱莫过于是世界上最大的爱，是他们心中的那份亲情支撑着他们，让他们在灾难来临时心系儿女。北川，2008年5月14日，在父母身下与死神抗争四十多小时后，三岁的小女孩宋欣宜终于获救，救援人员喂她喝牛奶。她的父母在活着的时候，以脆弱的身躯拼死保护着她，直到双双逝去，还保持着那种姿势。父母的爱感动了上天，让孩子得救了，小欣宜父母的在天之灵可以安慰了！

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