幽默论文题目

例如：1.套用法：①送人玫瑰，手留余香②化作春泥更护花2.比喻：①别抱怨手上的牌（以“挫折”为话题）②请给老人一轮暖阳（以“孝”为话题）3.夸张：①花瓶能装下春天4.反问：①我是谁②诚信过时了吗③“卖狗肉”何必“挂羊头”5.借代：①倾听自己的心跳（以“关注生活”为话题）6.对偶：①读万卷书，行万里路②一头白发，满山青葱（以“环保”为话题）7.呼告：①给生活加点苦吧！（以“关注生活”为话题）8.设置悬念：①埋藏在心灵深处的故事9.中外结合：①搞笑课堂OneandTwo（以“生活”为话题）10.诗情画意：①梦在蓝天②雨季，我们一起却看海（以“机遇”为话题）③分享是幸福花开11.怪异另类：①夜夜夜夜（以“情感”为话题）②网？网！（以“生活”为话题）③诚信！诚信？（依“诚信”为话题）

我从来都有信奉一句话：幽默不是技巧，是玩不出来的。当然，这并不意味着幽默不能被培养，不过需要小心的是幽默与滑稽仅一步之遥，一不留神沦落到想玩幽默结果反被幽默玩，那就太黑色幽默了。其实，虽然傻子用脚指头都能想象得出幽默的人生是多模美好，但我，还是仍不住想为幽默歌功颂德、饶舌一番了。幽默的人，是永远开朗乐观的，总能做到遇事沉稳，极少手忙脚乱。心情不好的时候，能很快的自我调节，有一种荣辱不惊的风度。如同太极高手，最善长化来势于无形。。因此，你若缺乏幽默感，那就最好不要同幽默的人怄气，否则气得你突然肾亏抽筋脑溢血了，他还面不改色，气定神闲，那你岂不惨了点？！幽默能增强个人魅力。一个谈吐风趣幽默的人是很难被拒绝的，如同和美丽的姑娘促膝而坐，款款而谈，在他的幽默所营造的轻松愉快的气氛中，在忍俊不禁时，你已不知不觉被其吸引，欲罢不能。幽默是智慧的一种外在表现。很难想像一个愚钝木讷的人具有幽默感。真正的幽默总是举重若轻，自然而然的，若有些人想生硬地装出些幽默，通常都会画虎不能反类犬，成了滑稽。于是他的愚弄与卖弄，也就像夏威夷海滩上的比基尼女郎，暴露的没几寸国土了。要具有幽默感一个很重要的前提就是要心胸宽广，保持平和，学会宽容，善待他人。若一点小事都让你如临大敌，仿佛他人的举手投足都会影响到你的生死存亡发展发育乃至打嗝放屁，那你想用幽默感，简直比政府反腐败更加任重道远步履维艰了。另外，培养幽默感，应多和有幽默感的人交朋友。当然，这不仅局限于面对面的交流，还可以通过阅读的形式------多读些名家大师的幽默作品，如钱钟书、王蒙、柏杨、孔庆东等，相信这对你增强幽默感黑有帮助，有了深厚的文化底蕴做内在支持，幽默才能称之为幽默，成为智慧的闪光点。总之，幽默的性格，对人的生活、学习、工作、社交乃至健康都具有很重要的意义，常能起到锦上添花的作用，可以令你在各个方面都更加轻松自如游刃有余。因此，本就多姿多彩的生活，就更需要些幽默空气的注入，不是吗？幽默，你要不要也来一点？

请采纳我的问题1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？”“是啊！”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。“我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到：警察甲：好严重的车祸。警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？”学生：“能，他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！”9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"I played for a long time, please