毕业论文的趣事作文英语

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one dumbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart. Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . . In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !考场，我喊他坐我旁边．哈哈．．．．．今天一拿到试卷我就傻眼了，都不会，我特意看了作文题目”我的珍藏”，先把要写的作文内容想好了，才开始动笔写前面的．时间过的还满快的，不知不觉就写到作文部分了（主要是前面空的多）．哈哈．．．．作文我写的是关于友情的，另外重点提下，你们猜猜看我作文的主人公的朋友是谁？没错，就是东方神起的俊秀．哈哈哈．．当时本来想写允浩的可惜名字太男人了，因为我写的是女人，在中也不适合，所以我就选了俊秀．哈哈哈．．．．太聪明了．在这里我要把今天坐在我旁边的某位帅哥－－哈里提提，今天考试他考着考着既然笑起来了，当时我一脸纳闷的看着他，不知道他笑什么，后来事后才知道，他写作文写的是某小君，说边写边想边笑．据说他把”陌上桑”描写罗敷的美貌句子给用上了．还有”蒹葭”里的句子也用上了，我不得不佩服他 ，他实在是太有才了，还据说，他感觉那篇文章像BLUE文．哈哈哈 总之满叼的！！！！！！！！！！（不好意思，用脏话了）．．．．．．．．．总之今天虽然是在考试，但是我今天简直是从头笑到尾，简直太搞笑了，还有哈里学我笑简直是像一口气咽不上来断气的样子．哈哈哈哈，笑死我了．宣布一下，今天我和某妍一直讨论CBA（只有我和他懂的语言），她现在已经是我的人了．哈哈哈哈＠！！！！！还有某丽和哈里在．．．．．．．．（我就不说了，大家靠猜包）呵呵！总之，今天过的真开心啊！！！！！！！！！！

一件发生在身边的趣事英语作文

一件发生在身边的趣事英语作文，在我们日常的工作和学习中，都会写接触或写过作文，作文是人们把记忆中所存储的有关知识、经验和思想，用书面形式表达出来的记叙方式，以下分享一件发生在身边的趣事英语作文。

Today, on the way home, has been no one to talk, and feel very quiet, in order to remove this kind of quiet, I told mother and give myself a story that can make people laugh off a lioness.

A little boy, and my mother take to the streets to buy food together, in the home, the original empty hands has been more than a piece of bamboo shoots and a few tomatoes, all of a sudden, the bamboo shoots of the hands of all of a sudden like missiles flew into the air, has been with the wind gone with the wind gone with the wind, flew to a badminton game. Armor in the play, he is ready to lift time, saw a root like bamboo east-west staggered flew down here, the hand is involuntary came a counterattack, the bamboo shoot again on the day, not the shadow. When it comes to this, my mother and I have laughed my head off, I drink saliva, and flew all the way when it comes to bamboo shoots to mount tai, is a mountaineering enthusiasts, he is the top of the camera, the rest was suddenly bamboo shoot and bamboo shoots in a take-off to the day. Over their high, and loaded into the spacecraft, humans learned later, with a long voyage missile destroyed the spacecraft.

And for the bamboo shoots, falling from the sky, into a pit... Ha, ha, ha ha laugh die me.

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今天，在回家的路上，一直没有人说话，而且感到非常安静，为了解除这种安静，我给妈妈又给我自己讲了一个能让人笑掉大牙的故事。

有一个小男孩，和妈妈一起上街买菜，在回家的时候，原来空空如也的手中已经多了一根竹笋和几个西红柿，突然，手中的竹笋一下子像导弹一样飞向空中，一直随着风飘啊飘啊，飞到了一个羽毛球场。甲在打球，他在准备举起拍子，只见一根像竹竿一样的东西向这里摇摇晃晃地飞下来，手却不由自主的来了一个反击，把竹笋又打上了天，没了影。讲到这，我和妈妈已经笑的前仰后合，我喝口水，又讲到竹笋一直飞到了泰山，已是个登山爱好者，他正在山顶上照相，休息的时候突然被竹笋挂住和竹笋一起飞到了天。他们越飞越高，，一头载进了太空船里，人类得知以后，用远航导弹毁了飞船。

而竹笋呢，从天上掉下来，栽进了坑里......哈哈，哈哈笑死我了。

Twinkling of an eye, a full and happy winter vacation is in the past, in this winter vacation, many interesting things happened, they are like the stars shine in the sky, aftertaste letting a person is boundless.

In winter holidays, I always like to go to outdoor exercise in the morning, because the air is the freshest in the morning, the air in the morning can make people comfortable mood. I love winter more love winter morning, the sun, in winter, like a shy little girl, both cute and charming.

In the winter vacation, I also love the afternoon is sitting in his backyard, read on a few very interesting article, brew a cup of tea, read the article carefully, thin taste the tea, the feeling is really great!

In the winter vacation, my favorite is secretly hide in bed at night with a flashlight on a few interesting novel, this winter holiday, I has been finished a few. Read but want to see, so slowly the characters of the novel, all understand, I also gradually into the novel. Know why I like this? Because they secretly hide in bed reading a novel, is both interesting and mysterious.

I like the winter holiday, like in the winter vacation happy, really want to let time stay, let winter holiday never end

转眼间，一个充实而快乐的寒假即将过去，在这个寒假里，发生了许许多多有趣的事情，他们犹如夜空中的星辰熠熠生辉，让人回味无穷。

在寒假里，我总是喜欢在早上到室外去锻炼，因为早上的空气是最新鲜的，这早上的空气可以让人心情舒适。我爱冬天的早上，更爱冬天的日出，冬天的日出像一位害羞的小姑娘，既可爱又迷人。

在寒假里，我还喜欢午后是坐在自家的后院里，读上几篇富有情趣的文章，沏上一杯好茶，细细的读着文章，细细的品着好茶，这种感受真是好极了!

在寒假里，我最喜欢的是晚上偷偷躲在被窝里拿着手电筒看上几本有趣的的小说，这个寒假，我已经坚持看完几本了。但是看完了还想看，就这样慢慢地把小说之中的`人物都读懂了，我也渐渐的融入到小说中去了。知道我为什么这么喜欢吗?因为自己躲在被窝里偷偷地看小说，既有趣又神秘。

我喜欢寒假，喜欢寒假中的快乐，真想让时间停留，让寒假永远不会结束

The numerous fun in the winter vacation, but the one thing that impressed me the most is to live in the New Year. This is a busy morning, the bird just as the sun grandfather asked, people would get out of bed. Really gets going on the market, people talking and laughing is filled with a beaming, changed the new earth, red like a red dress. Or, what sound is it? Oh! Turned out to be "symphony" ah, the streets around the childrens laughter, people mountain people sea, on the market to get the package. Car running on the road, hovering in the sky, the swallow twittering, it doing? It in play songs of spring for everyone!

Mother took me to squeeze into the bustling market, to visit relatives, relatives came to a little puffy, she was very naughty, with small hand patted me on the face, nails are not cutting, she and I played a lot of interesting games, for example: the cat and mouse, the monkey on the tree...

I cant forget the interesting things.

寒假里的趣事多得数不清，可最令我难忘的一件事就是过新年。这是一个忙碌的早晨，小鸟刚刚和太阳公公问过好之后，人们就起了床。市场上热闹极了，人们说说笑笑，到处都是一片喜气洋洋，大地换上了新装，红红的好像一件红衣服。噼里啪啦，这是什么声音?哦!原来是“欢乐的交响曲”呀，街上传遍小朋友们的欢笑声，市场上人山人海，挨挨挤挤的。马路上的车奔流不息，小燕子在天空中盘旋着，叽叽喳喳，它在干什么呢?它在为大家演奏春天的赞歌呢!

妈妈带着我挤进了这热闹的市场，去拜访亲戚，亲戚家养了一个肥嘟嘟的小家伙，她非常调皮，不停地用小手拍我的脸，指甲也不剪一剪，我和她玩起了许多有趣的游戏，例如：猫捉老鼠啦，猴子上树啦……

我忘不了这件有趣的事。

寒假过去了，可我还在回味寒假中的一件趣事——放鞭炮。Winter passed, but I also in the winter vacation aftertaste a funny thing happened - set off firecrackers.放鞭炮是新年的习俗，对我们小孩子来说，在新年是最有趣的事情。Setting off firecrackers is a New Years tradition, to our children speaking, in the New Year is the most interesting thing.正好，我们今年的新年就在的“爆竹声”中度过的。Well, we this New Year will waipojia firecracker dates.我就去买鞭炮，买好之后，我迫不及待的撕开了装鞭炮的胶袋，不过我看到鞭炮的种类也真不少：、、地老鼠、。I will buy firecracker, bought after, I cant wait ripped the plastic bags pack firecrackers, but I see many kinds of firecrackers also true ChongTianBao, bombers and: down, parachutes.最常见的火柴炮和沙炮也有，烟花也有不少。The most common matches guns and sand cannon also has, fireworks, there are many.这个寒假玩的真开心啊！This winter holiday playing really happy!

相关的资料给你做参考吧，但不是你要交的作文哦，还是自己试着写一些呵呵。Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.